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Site Health Good
Client patience100%
Plugins updated0 / 23
Site stuck in maintenance mode!

Welcome to your new client's website

Dedicated to anyone who left WordPress and misses the excitement.

The previous developer "moved to a cabin with no internet." The site has 23 plugin updates pending, some dating back to an era when PHP 5.6 was considered fine.

Your job: update all 23 plugins before your client loses patience. One of them — you don't know which — will take the whole site down with it.

Pro tips: dismissing nag notices and clearing spam comments calms the client. The "Update All" button exists. Whether you should trust it is a spiritual question.

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